Plastic plates and cupcakes.

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micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

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theywerelaughinganddrinking:

danicojo:

lesbipoet13:

foreveralone-lyguy:

oh my god

i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it.

oh my gosh this physically hurts me

"Millions of damage"

theywerelaughinganddrinking:

danicojo:

lesbipoet13:

foreveralone-lyguy:

oh my god

i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it.

oh my gosh this physically hurts me

"Millions of damage"

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

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I’m assuming Chris Pratt either actually did this for a laugh or he legitimately got his jaw stuck.

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consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

samanthabarxx:

"I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!"

wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry

fulcrumisthebomb:

Tailgate for my girlfriend

Thundercracker for my bestest rp buddy

jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

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handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(Source: saintkitten)

thenagger:

She is not entirely wrong about this.

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

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(Source: thorinium)

dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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